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Did anyone expect Michelle May to stand on her head just to please everyone? Well, she actually did, in photos 38 to 42. So, you see, Michelle is the kind of great girl who will bend over backwards for you. "Men fall over themselves when I'm braless," says Michelle. If those same guys could see this pictorial, they'd probably need oxygen. In high school, some called her "Tits McGee." Michelle didn't mind. "It was all in good fun," Michelle remembered. "No one ever went out of their way to be nasty to me." Now who would do that to this California cutie? Michelle is the only model we have photographed who said she had sex on a football field. "I once dated a guy in college who said he wanted to have sex on the 50-yard line and so one night we snuck into the stadium and we went at it. It was hot." So beware! Behind that innocent gal-next-door look is one hot mama.

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Besides the return of Desiree, November '11 V-mag also celebrates the return of Diane Poppos, out of self-imposed retirement and back to drop the top and reveal those Texas tits. Diane's been sorely missed! And we do mean sore. Since her final pictorial, her boobs have grown bigger during the remainder of the decade, but unseen. The first of the busty all-American, all-natural housewives to set the standard for all the topheavy MILFs who came after her. Judging by all of the props since her recent comeback, the guys welcome her back. And her front! She was not forgotten. Guys who never comment or email came out to pay homage. "The goddess of big tits lives. SCORE, thank you for bringing her back to her loyal fans." "It was an awesome shock to log-in to see 'Diane Poppos' in the latest updates column. Diane is still gorgeous." "I never thought we would ever see anything of Diane anymore in this life." "Diane still looks incredible. So awesome to have her back. I look forward to seeing much more of this incredible woman. My God! She looks fantastic!! She has put on a little weight and it looks great on her!" "Diane is one of my classic favorites. She is so hot and really the embodiment of the lady-next-door look that we'd all wish to happen upon." Will this sudden return be a temporary thing for Diane? Only time will tell.

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No one loves the water more than Christy. She loves to frolic in the sea, and while we were in Eleuthera in the Bahamas her love of the water drew her to this dock where she charmed her way onto a local's boat for this shoot. (Who could say no to these heaving tits in a wet white T-shirt?) One interesting tidbit about Christy is that as sexy as she is, she is kind of a klutz. On her way down the dock, she fell and scraped her knee and started bleeding. However, this busty babe has gumption and she threw herself into the ocean to clean her wound. (And let out quite a stream of cursing when the salt water stung her scrape.) But she didn't let that stop her from getting naked and letting the sea breeze tease her hard nips.

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"MODELS WANTED" says the little card Emy Diaz, a 21-year-old student from Miami, Florida, is holding. "I used to dream about becoming a model," said this sexy, little Latina. "But I didn't think that being a model would mean sucking some strange guy's cock and fucking him!" Hey, Emy, the world is full of surprises. And, no, being a model doesn't mean sucking and fucking strangers. But in your case, it does. Not that we wouldn't have wanted to see you if you didn't fuck, but...well, there's just something about the way you're so little-at 5'1", 96 pounds-that gets us going. There's something about how you can barely wrap your little mouth around that big, hard cock, and about how that dick looks like a tree trunk when it's jammed inside your tight cunt. "It's okay, because I liked the taste of his cock and the feeling of it in my pussy," Emy said. Thank you for being you.

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"Most guys go for my ass first when they get me in bed," said Nena Linda, a 21-year-old with a big, round white butt that we'd love to fuck. "Every guy I've ever been with has wanted me to stick my ass up in the air when I give him a blow job. A lot of guys like when I sit on their face, too." Nena loves to work her ass. She loves to give lap dances with her ass (even though she isn't a lap dancer; she's a student). In these photos and the accompanying video, the hot-assed white chick really shows that she knows how to work her ass. "What can I say?" she said. "I can make guys cum with my hands, mouth or pussy, but my ass always works best."

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Brittney is selling magazines door to door. As she tells a friend on the phone, she only needs one more sale to win the sales competition. On her final call, the door is opened by a stud who tells her that he doesn't have much time for reading and, anyway, he has a pile of muscle mags to keep him happy. Brittney offers him a two-for-one deal and something else as a persuader; something that she makes pretty obvious when she starts rubbing his hard-on through his shorts. Of course, he tells her if she gives him what she's offering, he'll buy all the mags! He repays her eager blow job with some serious pussy munching, then he screws her hard and deep on the sofa and gives her a cum spray as a final tribute. So Brittney wins every which way!

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"I can't believe this guy broke up with me by leaving a note in my locker...and for not sucking his dick! He didn't even give me a chance to; it would've eventually happened. Oh well, his loss, 'cause I ended up sucking my teacher's cock anyway! He was really good at giving me directions, too. It tasted so good I just wanted to swallow it whole. I couldn't help but smack my lips 'cause of how good it was. My teacher wanted to show me more things, like how to take his dick in my pussy. He taught me some positions and they all felt so good!"

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Lives: Troy, New York; Occupation: Student; Age: 20; Born: November 11; Ht: 5'6"; Wt: 135 lbs.; Bras: 34C; Panties: Brazilian tangas; Anal: Perhaps; BJs: Love the taste; Diddle: A lot.



"My boyfriend got me to go down to Panama City, Florida with him because his grandad was getting married--for the third time. It was the first time I'd met his relatives and I was really nervous, so I needed to do something wild to compensate. Posing for these photos was it. We were the only ones from the wedding that stayed at this motel and there was nobody else around when I posed."

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Alyssa decided to debut on this site by jumping in the deep end, so to speak, and fucking one of The SCORE Group studs. She is a 19-year-old student from Los Angeles, California. She is 5'4", weighs 123 pounds, wears 34B???bras and usually goes commando, only wearing panties "when I have to." Her birthday is February 18. Her roommate's boyfriend has the site bookmarked on her computer, so Alyssa checked it out several times and decided that screwing a stud would be "an awesome addition to my sex resume."

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Superwoman Micky Bells is busty and proud. Thank goodness for that. Society's idiotic image of beauty as having a rail-thin body is not healthy. "I feel very proud when people look at my big chest," Micky tells us. "Not a lot of women have large boobs like mine. In fact, women get operations and get fake breasts just to make them this big. I am glad that people like what they see and look at me. I like the attention. People always make comments. Sometimes they make bad comments about my breasts. They say things that hurt me because they are mad that I???am not interested in their flirtation. Sometimes women get mad that their husbands are looking at me. But, for the most part, people make comments that they enjoy seeing them. It is mostly good comments." Mickey says she can make a guy cum fast with her tits. "I???titty-fuck men. I think that all it takes is about 10 minutes, maximum, and then a guy will cum. I can make a man cum very fast with just my breasts. I don't mind. Sometimes they cannot help it. And sometimes, they want to see their cum on my breasts. I???let them decide." Micky likes a man to treat her knockers gently and gingerly. "I???do not like them to handle them roughly. Sometimes men get too excited and they grab them hard or pinch my nipples very roughly. But, I prefer to be touched gently and softly. I like for my breasts to be caressed and my nipples to be suckled gently. I prefer for men to be sensual. That will make me get turned on and then I will be more willing to do what they want."

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February 1993. Over fifteen years ago. Chloe's in the absolute peak of her youthful vigor and physical prime. Her trips to the United Kingdom for photo shoots are becoming more frequent. Here, she's in the London studio, learning to use her fingers to spread and open her precious pink coozie as well as show her magnificent A-hole.

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Have you ever wondered what our busty princess would have done if she had a personal web cam and put on monthly peepshows on LinseysWorld? We have, and we're sure that many of you have, also. This video is an example, and a hot one at that, of what Linsey would have been like, live on cam and totally in control of the camera. It's never been seen since the day it was made. Linsey more than surpasses anyone's daydream of her as an "interactive" fantasy Cam Girl. She operates the camera with her own hands, adjusting its position as she checks herself in a nearby monitor. The wide-angle lens also gives it that homemade web look that people seem to enjoy. The result is one of Linsey's most up-close and personal videos ever, as well as being one of her horniest. Hornier and more intimate than many of her previous vids, you question? Impossible, you think! As her own camera operator, Linsey does it right and gets into it. Because she places the lens within arms reach and moves her tits in so close, you get some superb pussy and nipple action. No toys here as Linsey "flicks the bean" with her fingers close-up, one of her favorite ways to cum. You have never seen Linsey lick her nipple in such tight close-up. You are virtually laying next to Linsey in bed or on top of her!

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

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Payton Hall, a 50-year-old real-estate broker from Phoenix, Arizona (born in Portland, Oregon) makes her 40SomethingMag.com debut by stroking and then sucking a lucky dude's cock. The woman has skills. In these photos, she seems to be trying to figure out how many ways she can suck a cock. One of our favorites is when she lifts a leg high to give us a clear view of her MILF cunt while she's sucking. She also doesn't shy away from a face-fuck, either. Not at all.

Payton is pretty and slutty, which is a nice combination. She's 5'2", 104 pounds. She's a basketball fan, and when we asked her about her hobbies, Payton said, "I like sex a lot." Preference: young guys. Sexual fantasies? "I pretty much live them," she said. "I have a great boyfriend who is very flexible. We don't have rules, so we enjoy lots of other people and situations. We swing!"

Payton is here with his blessing. She plans on sucking him off while he looks at these photos. Imagine that while you enjoy.

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"My man and I???have been married for 12 years," said Sofia. "He is a big fan of naughtymag.com,???and always seems to enjoy the girls with bare twats the most. So, as a surprise for him, I shaved off most of my pubes for the first time ever. He went crazy when he saw my new look. He went down on me and licked me till I'd cum three times and was totally exhausted. Then he shagged me like he hasn't done in years! So, from now on, I'm going to stay shaved and we'll both enjoy a better sex life."

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"I enjoy the feel of vintage stockings and lingerie on my skin. When I slip on a pair of high-quality stockings, the lightweight material caresses the skin on my soles and it feels like a lover's touch. By the time it slides up and around my calves, I am already turned on and my panties are already damp," confessed Erin. "I like to slide my stockings on nice and slow so by the time they begin to feel tight around my thighs, I am squirming in my chair. The snug elastic gripping my leg and laying so close to my pussy feels very sensual. When I adjust and secure the snaps of my garter belts, I like to pull them and let them snap on my skin. The jolt of that contact is like a lover's hand giving me a sexy, playful slap. When I spread my legs and start to stroke my engorged clit through my sheer panties, I like to watch myself in the mirror. I love the way my legs look in stockings and seeing them framing my wet pussy is a very big turn-on for me. Sometimes I won't take my panties off and I'll let the juices saturate them. I'll wear them all day so I can sniff them later, too."

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Charlie Cooper is dressed to thrill but no one's going out on the town. No Mardi Gras carousing. Charlie is staying in and she's going to put on a private show. First, she will tease. Her spectacular tits will please. She could jiggle those babies all night. That bouncing and shaking can drive a guy completely nuts. The XLGirls camera swoops in on her treasure chest. Does Charlie ever hide stuff in her cleavage? "All the time. I put my keys and ID in there. My phone," says Charlie. At last, the brunette stunner pops them out in all their glory, free from their incarceration of fabric, from their bra captivity. Tell us about bras, Charlie, and what they mean in your life. "I go braless at home," Charlie reveals. "Only at home. But I don't even get the mail without a bra. I'll also wear a tank top with the bra built in. I don't go anywhere without a bra. It's just too much of a racket. Things are going all over the place, and it gets a little crazy. I wear two a day. I can't really find anything cute in the big sizes. It's all old granny business. So I get my old granny bra and a sports bra on top of that one and I'm good to go. I used to be an M-cup, but I lost some weight. I'm somewhere between a G and a J. I used to be a J." Totally naked, Charlie oils 'em up, rubbing in the rich slickness until her tits shine. Her deep cleavage is breastnotic. There's more stuff that Charlie wants to do. Things to her tits and to her pussy. Watch and see this XL goddess work her way to a big-boobed detonation. Charlie Cooper, don't go changin'.

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When you are an ass man and you see an ass like Luscious Louis' just walking down the street, chances are you might lose your mind just a little. Hey, we aren't blaming you. We got lost in all that wiggle and jiggle, too. Luckily for this dude, Luscious is very accommodating. You see, all he has to do is hold up a video camera after he smacks her ass and she goes from being angry to being interested. Why? Because she wants to be in a video, that's why. So when he takes her back to the hotel for a little shakin' and a little suckin', she is all for it. In fact, she breaks him off such a serious piece of ass that he blows his load like a virgin on prom night. But, we said it once, and now we will repeat it: We aren't blaming him. We'd get lost in all that wiggle and jiggle, too.

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Every tit-man's dream. This scene is dedicated to IT guys everywhere. The great Maserati returns to score big at SCORELAND in "I Got The Power!" or "How A Computer Geek Can Interface His Cable Into a Hot SCORE Girl's Port." Here's the problem. Maserati is trying to write her paper on her laptop but it's slow. Then it fizzles out. So she calls Juan, her computer-whiz neighbor who works in his company's IT department. He checks out Maserati's computer and finds the problem quickly like all iTit guys do. The power cord was dangling out of the wall. (Problem solved fast so we can get to her beautiful, giant tits faster.) Maserati is happy again and when Maserati is happy, she likes making others happy. Maserati has an app for that and it's called fucking and sucking. She lets her 34H tits out of her super-scooped halter top and gives him something big, warm, deep and soft to interface his face with. She rewards Juan with her nipples and within seconds, this geek is now a boob freak. This is step one of Maserati's big bang theory and her software is designed for it. We ask again. Why can't gamers, geeks and techies have a chance to suck on huge jugs too? When you plug and play with Maserati, you're plugging the best! A nice, sloppy blow job for Juan's joystick and ball sucking is next on Maserati's program. Maserati may not be able to fix a computer but she can fix any guy's wagon and has horny people skills such as drooling throat fucking and magic jack skills. She wasn't built in China! Maserati mounts his external hard drive in reverse cowgirl and bounces away, his ram filling her port in power thrusts. They don't need a smartphone to know what to do next. Will Maserati get that torrent of seed she wants and gargle his google? What Maserati wants, Maserati gets. You don't need an algorithm to figure that out! Wel-cum back, Maserati!

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Nicole is more than a model; she's also a painter. She hopes one day to be able to sell her paintings. We can visualize Nicole at work in her partly-open smock, her nipples poking through, as she sketches her latest work-in-progress. No need to visualize the sexy outfit Nicole is wearing in this pictorial. That tube-top and short skirt are winners.

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Since Busty Merilyn has gotten a bunch of requests to see her play with a breast pump, she was happy to pump it up. Even though Merilyn is not expecting and is not lactating, and breast pumps were created to facilitate milking the tits of a pregnant girl, it's still a horny sight to see. The video will no doubt be as horny. "I am still young and I want to model for as long as I can," said Merilyn. "So I do not plan to have children so fast. I want to keep my body firm, for a longer period of time!" Amen to that!

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Karina Hart, painter. It's not the first thing you usually think about when you think about Karina, but let's face it: Somebody has to paint those rooms in your house or apartment one of these days, and it might as well be a super-busty, super-sexy babe whose clothes don't stay on for the entire process. As you'll see in this posting, Karina really isn't much of a painter. Before long, she's ignoring the walls and paying special attention to her tits and pussy. Hey, she's a young chick! She's not used to doing manual labor. Besides, that's what men are for. You're about to see one of the kinkiest things (if not the kinkiest thing) ?­Karina has ever done on KarinaHart.com. She finds uses for a paint brush that we'd never thought of. Well, we'd thought of them. We just never thought we'd get the chance to see anyone do them.

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Beginning with the March 2007 edition, SCORE magazine started regularly running the SCORE Girl Bra Giveaway Contest. A simple mail-in entry is all it takes. Denise Derringer was the first SCORE Girl to donate her personally autographed bra to one lucky winner. Since then, over 30 lucky SCORE readers have opened their mailboxes to find a cele-bra-titty bra personally signed by their favorite covergirls and centerfolds, from Summer Sinn and Merilyn Sakova to Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns. In this SCORE video, "Win Minka's Bra, Tits & Pussy," a reader is overjoyed to read in SCORE that he has won the 44KK bra of the great Minka, the world's bustiest Asian model and XXX movie superstar (Mega-Boob Olympics, Tit Attack, Maximum Minka). But SCORE Man is in for shock, awe and surprise; a huge surprise, when Minka herself delivers her autographed bra right to his door. It's Minka's 17th year modeling for The SCORE Group and she wanted to make her bra contest a super-special event that the winner will never forget. What better way than to deliver her signed bra herself, courtesy of SCORE magazine? Our hidden cameras caught it all. He's won more than he entered for when Minka has him unbutton her top exposing her mega-boobs and suck, lick and smooch her world-famous nipples, two of the pointiest nipples ever seen on a SCORE Girl. But that's not the end of Minka's suckerpunch. Minka fucks his cock between her 56 inches of hooter heaven and deep cleavage and then drops to her knees for one of her famous blow jobs. This lucky SCORE Man is ready to completely lose his grip on reality but Minka's not losing her grip on his pipe as she gobbles it down her throat. What does the Korean-American goddess have planned next for this lucky SCORE bra winner? You know what to do next! Roll the video!

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Janet Jade's titties are like two huge, full chocolate truffles. When you see them, you don't know what to do with them first; play with them, get 'em in your mouth or put your dick in between them. Well, we are here to tell you that you don't have to choose. You can do all that and more with her gigantic tatas. You see, Janet is one of those ladies that appreciates her assets almost as much as you do. She likes to be nasty and raunchy and get it on. And when you are all over her tittes, fondling, sucking and fucking them, she is encouraging you to spurt your load all over them. We encourage you to take some time out of your busy schedule and jack to Ms. Jade.
You will be glad you did.

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I agree with M.S. British babe Dolly Delight is a delight. Beautiful and confident with a great smile. Huge tits. I like both natural and enhanced boobs and defy any big-tit lover to tell me there's only one way to love big tits. Hey, we all love big tits. Whatever way they come about is fine by me, especially with an incredibly sexy girl like Dolly.-J.W.M.

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What's up with the ATV, Jessica?
"My boyfriend and I like to go out riding on them. It's so much fun going fast and bouncing around and getting all dirty. Then we fuck!"

You fuck your boyfriend whenever you go out riding your ATVs? Where?
"Yes. I love to fuck outdoors. I don't even mind if I'm muddy and dirty from riding either. We usually go to this secluded spot that we know of. It's in this big field out in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes we'll lay a towel or some clothes down and just fuck on the ground. Sometimes we'll stand up. I've definitely been fucked while I was bent over the ATV a lot of times. We've tried to fuck while sitting on the ATV too but we couldn't get it to work."

Have you ever ridden on an ATV naked?
"It's funny you ask that because I actually tried it for the first time the other day. It was scary and exciting! I only did it for like a minute or two just to say that I did it. But I didn't feel comfortable riding without any clothes on because
who knows what could happen. But for those few minutes that I was naked, it was really a rush. My boyfriend and I fucked really good right after I got off the ATV because I was so turned on from the rush. I came really fast and really hard from it. That was one of the best days ever."

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Maserati is back! The huge-chested super-newcomer (as in 34H-huge) brings her non-stop body, high-energy sex skills and bouncy personality back to The Big Show in "I Got The Power!" or "How A Computer Geek Can Interface His Cable Into a Hot SCORE Girl's Port." Poor Maserati. She's trying to use her laptop but it's too slow. Then it just crashes out completely. What's a sweet bra-buster with limited computer knowledge to do? Call a neighbor who works in IT. So that's exactly what Maserati does. And when he checks out Maserati's system, he does what every IT guy in the world advises first. Check the power cord. Sure enough, that's the problem. Maserati is so relieved that she decides to use Juan for more than his brain. She wants to fuck and suck him good as a reward. There's no app for that! It's Maserati's own big bang theory and it's the right thing to do. He's got the hardware; she's got the software. Why can't gamers, geeks and techies have a chance to suck on massive tits too? If they can upgrade to a babe and a half like Maserati, more power to 'em! When you plug and play with Maserati, you're plugging the best! Will his ram drive be enough for this horny young juggy? Will Maserati get the torrent of nut-spam she so richly deserves? The answer is a click away. Maserati, you rock.

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The philosophy at XLGirls.com is that you can never get too much of Charlie Cooper, one of the most-popular newcomers. Charlie does justice to her tight dress. Sure, she looks dressed for dinner and dancing but who would want to leave the apartment when she answers the door like this? What does Charlie like to do for fun and kicks? It's called Mardi Gras. But not in New Orleans. Charlie's town St. Louis also has a Mardi Gras that isn't as nationally known as its Louisiana counterpart. "It's a three day celebration, and people start drinking early, like at 9 a.m.," Charlie told XLGirls mag editor. "By four or five in the afternoon they shut down part of downtown and it's just beads, boobs and beer. I've become the queen of Mardi Gras. St. Louis is the second largest celebration in the country and, trust me, I get bags of beads. I am the bead queen, and there's free drinks and free entrance to clubs. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras you're not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask you to see and they'll give you beads. If you're not careful you can get a ticket. I've never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that's accessible from the top because I don't want to lift up my shirt. I keep my boobs on lockdown. I've never had an accident with them popping out." As fun as Mardi Gras in St. Louis sounds, seeing Charlie play with her traffic-stopping bod or ride the pole at XLGirls is better!

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There is something about an Asian girl with nice feet that makes your dick hard, isn't there? Well, Kyanna is that Asian girl and she's a foot virgin. But not for long! Because she knows that you love watching feet and she likes the attention you give her when she lets you look at hers. So, watch her and tell her what to do because she is willing to take her shoes off and play with you. (As long as she can play with her pussy!) You see, Kyanna isn't experienced in foot play, but she is eager to learn. So she'll strip and then let you have your way with her. Even down to the moment when you cum on her virgin soles for the first time and send her over the edge. Make sure it's a huge load!

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Calisyn is a bad girl. She doesn't like to play by the rules. She stomps around in her boots and vandalizes whatever she chooses. But underneath that cold-as-ice and tough-as-nails veneer, Calisyn has a soft side. She may wear boots and shorts like a tomboy, but once she takes off her shoes, she reveals those black lace socks; a touch of ladylike class that she keeps a secret. And exposing that secret to you makes her very horny. So, even though she is caught in a moment of lawlessness, the danger excites her. And she lets her soles breathe and then her pussy, too. Now naked in a back-alley somewhere, she plays with herself, letting her juices run down her thighs. The thrill of maybe getting caught takes her over the age and she orgasms, enjoying her release before she is off to break another law and commit another crime...like the bad girl she is.

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Part one of the article "Best Tits In The World," by Dave Rosen,
published in the premiere issue of Looker Magazine, March 2003.


The measurements are 46-26-36. That's 20 inches larger around the chest than she is around the waist, which is pretty formidable. She wears a 36HH-cup bra. That's double-H, more than twice the size of a D-cup, which most of civilization considers stacked. But here's the thought that's really on your mind right now: They can't be real. No way. Those babies are filled with silicone bags, or some kind of other doctoral enhancement shit. There is just no way on God's green earth that big tits which look so firm and pointy can be real.

Well, they're real. Every inch of them. The only doctor who's ever touched them is the gynecologist at her annual exam. They feel like real tits. They bounce like real tits. Britain's Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie is the real deal through-and-through. A mammary marvel? No doubt about it. The biggest natural tits on earth? No. The most amazing? Yes. The best? Absolutely. By far.

"Once I hit puberty, at about 13, they started to grow," Linsey said in her English accent that makes her sound so innocent. "And, when I was 14, they were enormous, at least a D-cup. When I was 15, everybody's eyes were popping out. At school during sports day, I'd be the only girl with big knockers. I found it a bit embarrassing to run in front of the boys."

Obviously, she got over her embarrassment...in a hurry. One day last year, Linsey was on vacation in Miami. She stepped out of her rental car on South Beach wearing a tight cut-off top and a miniskirt. Now, scantily clad women on South Beach are not unusual, but Linsey is not just any woman. A couple of obviously awestruck guys drove past her and yelled out, "Are they real?" Rather than answering, Linsey just jumped up and down, and the lacy bra she was wearing barely contained her ample assets.

But if Linsey had gotten out of her car in London, nobody would have asked, "Are they real?" Everybody there knows. She's a celebrity in England in a way that a nude model could never be a celebrity in the United States, a genuine media star. On her 18th birthday, she took off her knickers for the first time for SCORE. She has been romantically linked with several British celebrities, including soccer stars Dean Holdsworth and David Beckham (now married to former Spice Girl Victoria Adams) and actor Dean Gaffney.

The celebrity stuff and the gossip are two things Linsey can do without. She has a hard time hiding from the public eye. She can go out without makeup, but what's she going to do about those breasts? She can't hide them, even in a sweatshirt. They're just there. Unfortunately, she shares a bond with most big-breasted women: Because she has big tits, people think she's a slut.

"I'm very conscious about people around me," Linsey said. "In England, there are a lot of malicious people and they lie about me all the time. They say, Oh, yeah, she's a slut,' and they accuse me of shagging with this person and that person in a pub bathroom, and that's not true. It's so unfair and it upsets me for people to think that just because I do this, I'm a tramp. Sex isn't that important to me to have it in pub toilets." Fortunately, she knows one thing people predicted about her is, so far, absolutely untrue: "Everyone said that by the time I reached a certain age, my boobs would be down to my ankles," she said, proudly tweaking her chest as she spoke. "But they're just as firm now as they were when I was 18, and there's not an ounce of silicone in them."
End of Part One

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